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  Topic: Minecraft
Geezer

Replies: 43
Views: 4855

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:16 pm   Subject: Minecraft
I hate cobber.
  Topic: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Geezer

Replies: 9753
Views: 182020

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:14 pm   Subject: Religion - How Can there be a god?
how can it possibly be good if it's made with spoiled milk?

You no like cheese?

Disco: you going back to Canada?
  Topic: A great rain has washed the scum off the streets
Geezer

Replies: 165
Views: 28786

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 3:12 pm   Subject: A great rain has washed the scum off the streets
Ow. Glad to hear you're alright.

Any lessons learned, apart from the highly specific (don't cycle through crazy ass tunnels with no lights and hurt yourself by colliding with a wall)?
  Topic: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Geezer

Replies: 9753
Views: 182020

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 4:20 pm   Subject: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Inside every fat airline passenger is a thin Saepe and a lard-filled bodysuit, right?
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 4:19 pm   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
When you say "gibberish", are you meaning the usual attempts at communication, or actual gibberish generated by a spamtastic spam-monster that likes Valve?
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 6:46 am   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Ex! Long time no see! How's it going? And what's it going? Craic, please.
  Topic: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Geezer

Replies: 9753
Views: 182020

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 6:44 am   Subject: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Coming to pay your respects to the Queen, Disco? Expect a delightful welcome at the border, and for your plane to be shot down or some such.

Give us a shout/yelp if you're bored/confused/tasered in ...
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 1:40 pm   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
I have absolutely no idea what he's saying. Or you. So I'm not much use to him. Or you. But I like sentences. Sentences are important for English.
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:23 pm   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Cauterised stuff can be tasty, y'know. The kebabs from the van round back of the hospital are great!
  Topic: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Geezer

Replies: 9753
Views: 182020

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:52 pm   Subject: Religion - How Can there be a god?
I would happily put you up, except that I share a ludicrously small flat (no room to swing, let alone host, a Cat) and live a good couple of hours outside of London. It's an alright place, but the bes ...
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:42 pm   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
That photo makes me think they're either cauterised or badly photoshopped.
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 1:26 pm   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
http://images.clipartof.com/small/36664-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Peaceful-Chimpanzee-Smiling-And-Gesturing-The-Peace-Sign-With-His-Hand.jpg

Chimp peace
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:06 pm   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Petit poussin pois?
  Topic: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Geezer

Replies: 9753
Views: 182020

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:05 pm   Subject: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Just keep saying "wrong" until it no longer makes sense.
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:08 pm   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
The latter and the former, respectively. If you knew which pieces, you'd know why it's only a pound.
  Topic: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Geezer

Replies: 9753
Views: 182020

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:08 pm   Subject: Religion - How Can there be a god?
How could that happen?
  Topic: <Placeholder>
Geezer

Replies: 21
Views: 3008

PostForum: General Discussion   Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:26 pm   Subject: <Placeholder>
Did you ever go bankrupt? If so, yes. Mortgage properties just to upset the smug git that inherits them from you.
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:24 pm   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Human sushi for just one of your English pounds.
  Topic: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Geezer

Replies: 9753
Views: 182020

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:23 pm   Subject: Religion - How Can there be a god?
Apparently not, no.
  Topic: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
Geezer

Replies: 196
Views: 17157

PostForum: The Agency   Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:28 am   Subject: HHQ: "Where are they now?" Second Coming
A new character for Alice in Wonderland: a dog that can make human sushi in the theatre.
 
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