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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We're building towards it, we have a big event prepared for when we only need 100 posts more. The even has been prepared for 5 years now, too bad the posting has stopped before we got to that mark Sad
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even Rome wasn't built in 10 years. Well, maybe it was. I dunno.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guys, we need to draw in new blood. Now no one can laugh with our hilarious jokes and that's just sad. This thing needs an audience.
I call the HHQ-braintrust for a meeting!

Who here has an idea? Anyone who even mentions Hitmanforums gets a wack on the head with our forumlogo.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ain't no brain on HHQ that I trust anymore. Rotted away with disillusionment and general fatigue of day-to-day live.

We need a HHQ-braindistrust for another meeting.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll do. Nobody trusts me. Do you? See? Nobody assented. Oh, nobody said anything.

Except for...
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dammit.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Except for you yourself, apparently.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2012 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate it when I happen.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you happen regularly?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently not, no.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I happened upon a Geezer the other day who, as it so happened, was not happening.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How could that happen?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

happen, happen, happen, such a funny word, but what does it mean?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoa, so maybe I shouldn't be repeating new words to myself when studying Czech. I've been doing it all wrong.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just keep saying "wrong" until it no longer makes sense.
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sense, sense, sense. Nothing means anything anymore.

I think I will have to spend a night in the London Heathrow airport to return home. Geezer, do you live in London? Should I spend more time in the city and explore? Will you host me and all my stuff? And give me back massages in the evenings?
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

London is brilliant. Try to sneak behind a huge teddybear in Harrod's and spend the night there. It could be like something out of a movie where you play with all the toys, drink all the fizzy drinks, eat lots of chocolate and jelly beans and finally fall asleep in front of a giant tv watching a 3D movie. And then the guards finds you and covers you with a blanket because you shiver slightly, after which he looks at you fondly and stumbles over a piece of trilobite fossile which you put there because you liked it so much. Now the guard is several thousand pounds in debt, forcing his wife into prostitution. His son will never understand why mommy has to do tricks for sleazy old men stuffing her panties with dollars and her orifices with dicks. Last anyone had heard of the son was when he was arrested in a train station with a penis in his mouth and several hits of heroin in his blood...
This movie got depressing fast..
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny, that's exactly how I pictured London.
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would happily put you up, except that I share a ludicrously small flat (no room to swing, let alone host, a Cat) and live a good couple of hours outside of London. It's an alright place, but the best of British is further north. Where've you been, anyway?

I once spent a night in Heathrow due to an unfortunate and predictable combination of an early morning flight and my own unbending stinginess. I’d naively assumed that the authorities would let me process my bags at 8 o’clock the night before and that I could install myself in the departure lounge, where over-stuffed couches and harems of virgins who just love to feed travellers with juicy grapes would undoubtedly await. Turns out not. Bastards.
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