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Geezer
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

F*ck me! They've found me.....again

[dives behind wall as napalm rains from the sky... in New York - this is a sequel after all]
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Ach! But you cannot escape, Mr. Fuller. Ve have sent Venom afterr you."
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Geezer
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You and your silly accents. You mean 'Wenom', the poodle, don't you?!

[draws Derringer in Matrix fashion, dives across the room and puts four rounds straight in the dog's face]

...Oh shit.

[gets mauled by poodle]
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*applauds*
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Geezer
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[wrestles poodle to the floor]

SAMOAN ...DROP!!!!

[realises you have to do more than say what you're going to do]

[gets further mauled by poodle]
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 9:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey boys, could you freeze the action for a moment? My camera lost its batteries. wait a sec
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Geezer
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[kills the poodle and stands victorious]

[rams camera up NeXuS' arse]

....and that, children, is how the story ends.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*farts*

*fart caused the camera to rocket towards Geezer's head*

*Geezer's remains of a brain fly out of head*

*story ends here*
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TEH OH NOS! MY BRIAN!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sorry, kid. It's nothing personal, it's just my job.

*farts*
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hur hur. He fart. Ed. Hur hur.

[licks stone]
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

har har har. he tongued a stone. har har grunt.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Har har har. Look at the funny people laugh, ma! Har har har.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw, WHERE IN THE #### are Know your Enemy and Jeff Pierce?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They never post here. The stick to General Discussion and The Agency. I've seldom seen them leave those boards. Kinda like Hotspot and the edit4o7 boards. Hotspot is hardly ever around anymore.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NeXuS - KYE is on a holiday somewhere.

Jeff Pierce - I'm not sure, and kinda concerned.

DTRY - Where's he?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

By the way, about a month ago, DTRY told me to tell you that he was okay, but he had to come less often to the messageboard, for a while. But i temp// lost my connection after receiving his note, so i forgot all about it.

please excuse Smile
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No problem. We'll just punish you for delivering the message late, so you'll be poked with sharp sticks for all of eternity.

I was wondering a few days ago where Jeff Pierce was. Hope he's alright. He had to move out of his residence, didn't he? So maybe he just doesn't have a internet connection for the time being.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2002 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or maybe my hired thugs finally caught up with him
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He had some professional formation, at Florida , by his current employers.
But i think that was just in September...
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