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jambaa
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 8:43 pm    Post subject: Please help me!!! Reply with quote

I've lost my license. Somebody help me.
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Encore
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

eh?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okay, I'll help, but first you'll have to paypal me 80 dollars.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Learn to suck cock, you'll be back on the road in no time.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drive without a license. That way, you can't lose your license.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 3:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go to the police department, and ask the receptionist for an "old school tube shining", and then wink once.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

have you seriousely considered the advantages that suicide can offer you over boring mainstream living?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NeXuS wrote:
Go to the police department, and ask the receptionist for an "old school tube shining", and then wink once.
Oh, that's what I was doing wrong. I winked twice.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, good heavens! You never want to wink twice!
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why? What happens? Last time I did I woke up dizzy on a train track.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They chloroform you, turn you in circles until you're dizzy and put you on the nearest train track.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Figures.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Disco Cat wrote:
They chloroform you, turn you in circles until you're dizzy and put you on the nearest train track.


I wake up feeling like I did that after every date
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happens to everyone. Don't worry about it.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not to those that don't date.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like Saepe.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 5:09 am    Post subject: see what i did there Reply with quote

That's a cheap crack.





Like a three dollar whore's.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't get it.
*secretly bumps*
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 6:21 pm    Post subject: is it marshmallows or marshmellows? Reply with quote

I pounce on bumped threads like a tiger on marshmallows.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marshmellow.
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