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Saepe
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:27 pm    Post subject: Relation Reply with quote

How Can there be One Woman?

I thought this thread might keep us talking about an actual topic for a while.

(but im probably wrong)
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is actually more than a parody thread, or at least I hope so
we're all adult males here, well mostly and I'd like to hear your point of view on the concept women

embarrassing and frustrated stories are allowed in here too
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you a bot?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mods, ban pls.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

if i could pick up all your sorrows
i would put them in a bottle
and i'd take them off to belgium on a plane
i would find you in the dark
and bash the bottle so it's sharp
and i'd stick the fucking thing into your brain



love :)
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One woman to rule them all, One woman to find them,
One woman to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Amor where the Sex lies.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm just finally passed the stage where I could relate to every love-song I heared. Back to happy hardcore, alone and content. Mad Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

after several weeks of doubt and horror, I finally got a straight answer earlier this week, a small recap of last week's events (sue me for using this as a blog, I'm hurt alright)

friday a week ago, she comes over unexpectedly (somewhere round 5ish) she missed her last bus home so she decided to stay in collegetown for another night. I massaged her (I'm quite good at that) because she had a sore back, after that we lay on the bed flirting and stuff. Then we eat, whilst eating we watch Lost on my computer, everytime something scares her she grabs for my hand. She then decides to put on my sweater because "it smells like you".

So I'm all like "all right, she likes me"

this tuesday at a cantus (thing where you get together to sing and drink) we got quite close and almost kissed (almost because I'm a fucking wimp)
wednesday I find on my msn "maybe I've done things I shouldn't have, I hope I didn't give you the wrong idea"
Of course I was quite pissed, later that evening she passed by to tell me "the reason my behavior fluctuated so much between love and indifference is because I was in doubt and guess what? friendship won!"

today I hate everything female Evil or Very Mad

what I don't get about women is this, first they tell you "I want someone who understands me", later on she goes on to tell you "finally, you are someone who understands me"
then she'll tell you, we should remain friends, now here's the conundrum:

-you understand her => according to her own reasoning she'd want you
-she doesn't want you => you can't understand why
-so you don't understand her => she doesn't want you?
-or she really doesn't want someone who understands her => this means you still got a chance because you don't understand her after all?

see, see, SEE

#confusion's what is real#

thank you for listening and not flaming
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

at least she's not gay


true story!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wretch wrote:
at least she's not gay


true story!


no kidding Mad
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drop that bitch, Sep.


You need to get yourself to the campus slut, quench your biological thirst.


And then try it again with that bitch, only this time you're on top of your game and instead of letting her have your sweater you simply rip off hers.

Bitches dig men that can ravage them.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, no, no

You need to become bitter and spiteful like me. Take pleasure in other peoples misforturne, be as sarcastic as possible as much as possible and if some bitch doesn't dig that break her with a stoney cold stare of epic indifference.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Punch that cunt in the face and rape her while she's unconscious. Or dead.

That's how my dad met my mom.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nexus wrote:



You need to get yourself to the campus slut, quench your biological thirst.



I actually half did some two weeks ago, while I was trying with the above girl, so maybe I'm not all that innocent myself

but hey, it's my story, if I want to be the good guy, I'll be the good guy Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saepe wrote:
but hey, it's my story, if I want to be the good guy, I'll be the good guy Twisted Evil


Allow me to retort, sir.

C'thulhu X wrote:
Punch that cunt in the face and rape her while she's unconscious. Or dead.

That's how my dad met my mom.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bitches ain't nuttin' but kits and kats.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One simply has to break them and chew them.

And occasionally share one of the bits.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seppe you got a bad case of the wantagirls and if i knew the cure i would share it with you but as it is give up on that lass and keep on roving
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she needs my help!
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