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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:53 pm    Post subject: What to send? Reply with quote

So, I got a girl's phone number the other day, what should I send her?

situation: I've danced with her for a while, all the while talking to her, but I haven't really seen her face all that well, but she seemed cute, also, I was drunk and she's a bit younger

I thought about making this a poll, but I figured whatever you guys'd think up would be better than whatever I'd think off
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends on the chick, I guess:


hey babe sorry about using you but i hid a microfilm in your blouse last night, and now the iranian ninja platoon is out to get you. drop by my place so we can sort through your clothing


- or -


I'm reading Foucault but still i can't shut out the screaming hipocrisy of society. Meet me at my place so we can find a quantum of boning in this corrupt world
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the first one, I fear the second one is a bit too far fetched for science people like us
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nexus wrote:

Meet me at my place so we can find a quantum of boning in this corrupt world


I read that as "quantum bong".
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:01 pm    Post subject: Re: What to send? Reply with quote

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So, I got a girl's phone number the other day, what should I send her?


Did you get it off her, or did you just "find" her number?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was quite smooth about it actually
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You need to post photos of said damsel so we can appraise. Go
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

there's the rub, I'm not quite sure how she looks, I only saw her face for a couple of minutes and I was drunk
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 12:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone's got a FB page. Go find it.

You're breaking the rules of the nternet, you can't have a girl thread without pics
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:09 pm    Post subject: Re: What to send? Reply with quote

Saepe wrote:
So, I got a girl's phone number the other day, what should I send her?

situation: I've danced with her for a while, all the while talking to her, but I haven't really seen her face all that well, but she seemed cute, also, I was drunk and she's a bit younger

I thought about making this a poll, but I figured whatever you guys'd think up would be better than whatever I'd think off


Saepe wrote:
l's phone number the other day, what should I send her?

situation: I've danced with her for a while, all the while talking to her, but I haven't really seen her face all that well, but she seemed cute, also, I was drunk and she's a bit younger


I thought about making this a poll, but I figured whatever you guys'd think up would be better than whate


Saepe wrote:
ation: I've danced with her for a while, all the while talking to her, but I haven't really seen her face all that well, but she seemed cute, also, I was drunk and she's a bit younger

I thought about making this a poll, but I figur


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n her face all that well, but she seemed cute, also, I was drunk and she's a bit younger


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k and she's a bit younger


Saepe wrote:
she's a bit younger


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she's a bit younger



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she's a bit younger


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she's a bit younger


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HELLO LITTLE GIRL MY NAME IS SAEPE GET IN THE VAN SO I CAN RAPE YOU
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that was quite funny actually

also, the story continues
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A girl came up to me on Friday while I was rocking out to some Europe - The Final Countdown, 5 minutes previously she had knocked a friends drink over my expensive coat. I told her to take a hike.

I try to live life in the manner of Bret Easton Ellis novel as much as is possible.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The story still continues and has gotten a bit complicated
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saepe wrote:
The story still continues and has gotten a bit complicated



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like his pretty daffodil. I bet he's a hit with the laydeez.

So, what happened, Saepe?
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what happened is this. We continued to meet occasionally and gotten on better and better. After awhile she thought it would be best I know that she just recently broke up with her boyfriend who is in a depressed state and she doesn't dare to engage in anything new for his safety.

In one hand I've got a girl who proved to be a right match for me, on the other hand I might turn out to be a rebound for a 2 year's worth of a relationship.

(in short)
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

a threesome solves all the problems
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I work all day and night in a little room with no natural light at the back of a campus completing arduous projects for ridiculous deadlines with scant human contact. Today for instance I finished at 4am, I was even harrassed by security because they didn't believe there was a reason for me to be on campus after 12 (Apparently I am now banned from being there after midnight). As if I wanted to be there on St. Patricks day.

I think Im losing grip on reality, my speech is generally obtuse and complicated, Im quick to anger, I shift from lethargy to hyperactivity in moments, I forget to eat for long stretches of the day. Im mentally exhauseted, I ache for stimulating face to face conversation or any sort of excitement. I don't feel connected with anyone and I certainly don't hold the prospect of forming a meaningful realationship with someone of the opposite sex as something that is currently a likely possibility.


Your problem is that you can't choose between two different girls, both of whom you like, and can relate to.

Pick the tallest one.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One bit of advoce I CAN offer in terms of relationship advice is this. She can't be afraid that he is going to do something to himself. if her ex should harm himself, there is something deeper going on with him than just a breakup. and again, he probably will not.

God above, when did HHQ turn into personal issue central?
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's all we reply to nowadays, each other's problems
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