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Thursday, April 29

Obscure movie quote of the day: "They're not ordinary cops... they're supercops."

Thanks to DeSeNZ!TiZe for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, April 28

It's raining men. Halleluiah. It's raining men. Amen.

Thanks to Ernesto X for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, April 27

"Somehow, I know I'm gonna get blamed for this..."

Thanks to CaDaVrE for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, April 24

"The hotel staff became convinced our presence was scaring off potential guests, so we were asked to blend in as well as possible."

Thanks to Stryker for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, April 23

I don't know who is in the worse position here: inserter or insertee.

Thanks to Jojje for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, April 22

"47, I see you wedged you golf club in another brick wall."
"Shut your pie-hole, Diana."

Thanks to Thasadams for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, April 21

It's the new dance craze that's sweeping the nation: The "assault rifle tango," sure to make your parties go boom.

Thanks to Wesley Hannon for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, April 20

Malaysian police will do just about anything to escape the Hitman.

Thanks to denis for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, April 19

After years of lying dormant, 47's growth hormone supplement kicks in at just the right time.

Thanks to Mark Velarde for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, April 16

That's the problem with flower-guns. They only fire once...

Thanks to Nicholas Lodge for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, April 15

"Guards now looking for a suspicious postman."
I think we've found him...

Thanks to TesterX54 for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, April 13

"When good pixels go bad," or, "Why I never order the Moo Shu Pork."

Thanks to Fredrik Karlsson for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, April 12

Lee Hong: "I challenge thee in a clash of deadly combat!"
Hitman: "How 'bout next time you choose the paring knives."

Thanks to Jstar416 for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, April 9

Quake. Shamblers. Grenade Launcher. Gibbage, baby! Hitman style.

Thanks to Matt Sanders for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, April 6

Sergei takes the "Matrix bend" to a whole new level. (Can that be undone?)

Thanks to Slade for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, April 5

Chan learned these hot moves from his older brother Han. They didn't work for either...

Thanks to White Rabbit for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, April 2

At least when the buckshot hits, what's left of Franz will cleanly exit via the shower drain...

Thanks to Gazchap for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, March 12

"Intruder! Sound the alarm! Activate anti-gravity mode!"

Thanks to oydn for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, March 11

"Hi, I'm Steve. I'll be providing all your auxiliary lighting needs during your visit."

Thanks to Kristian for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, March 8

So it's true. All shady mafia bodyguards do go to heaven...

Thanks to Ernesto X for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, March 6

The Hitman was never trained to defend Hiyamoto Jr.'s top secret martial arts form: breakdance-itsu

Thanks to Dryko for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, February 28

"Ok, 47. I'm getting some updated info on your target. It says here, he's so grossly obese that wooden chairs shatter under his weight..."

Thanks to CaDaVrE for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, February 26

Hitman becomes tile-meat in 3... 2... 1...

Thanks to Nwcguy and Nwwguy for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, February 25

Word on the street is, the rats are total snitches. A hitman can never be too careful...

Thanks to Rampant ai for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, February 23

For the third time this month, Assassin No. 3 brings his drinking problem into the workplace.

Thanks to Lefty for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, February 16

"Welcome to Lee Hong's House of Ill Repute. No one under 18 or persons lacking kinky white boxer-briefs admitted."

Thanks to Albu Adrian for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, March 18

Sub-par janitorial service in the metro station works in the Hitman's favor yet again...

Thanks to Scorch2K for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Sunday, March 16

Gellert Hotel bellhops take their job seriously... a little TOO seriously.

Thanks to James Robillos for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, March 7

Charlie broke his own "no peeing in the Jacuzzi" rule. (Here's a hint: it doesn't hide well when you're naked.)

Thanks to KiM for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, March 5

Maybe Charlie's twin wasn't "cut out" to be a hacker... Get it? 'Cause it looks like he's... you know... Heh. Heh.

Thanks to Malice for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, March 4

"Nothing here but an odd-shaped moving shadow behind a curtain... Alright, let's get back to work boys."

Thanks to Carlos Velez for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, February 5

Paying off the cook made 47's job a little easier, but meant dire consequences for his enemies.

Thanks to Dan Williams for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, February 1

Always one step ahead, the Hitman sets a clever trap for his pursuers. Time for a sewer-bath...

Thanks to Infornography for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, January 18

Workers' Compensation premiums for Sicilian mailcarriers hit an all-time high this year.

Thanks to Ernesto X for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, January 4

It was a daring escape attempt - up until the point when his underwear waistband caught the window latch...

Thanks to Nathan Varjavand for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, December 17

Normally, drag-bodies-into-funny-positions-then-take-overhead-screenshot submissions go straight to the recycle bin, but this is just too good!

Thanks to Nightcom for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, December 11

Break-time in the firefighters lounge tends to get a little out-of-hand. Maybe it's the lack of oxygen...

Thanks to Virtuoozi for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Sunday, December 8

Ironically, Sven never was fond of barbed wire on the roadblocks. He often commented, "Vhat is it going to do? Scratch up zee paintjob as zay drive by?"

Thanks to Dan for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, December 3

Impressionism in the Hitmanesqe style.
(I have no idea what this is, but it's really scary).

Thanks to FranzDaMan for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


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