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Hitman: The Agency Screenplay (Part 6)
by: Anson Fehross | September 3, 2002

EXT. THE ROOFTOPS- NIGHT

We PULL OUT to see that the Hitman has written this number out on a small pad.

HITMAN'S POV

The doors swing open and the doorman exits from view. The doors remain open.

HITMAN (V. O.)

One... two...

He counts to thirty before another doorman exits and the doors swing shut.

HITMAN (V. O.)

Thirty seconds... not long enough...

EXT. THE ROOFTOPS- NIGHT

The Hitman puts the binoculars away. He straightens his tie.

HITMAN (V. O.)

Looks like I'll need some help with the security system once I'm inside. Time to call on some old friends.

CUT TO:

INT. THE HITMAN'S HOTEL ROOM- NIGHT

The Hitman sits at his familiar laptop. We focus on the SCREEN as MIRC opens a new window.

SCREEN

Geezer: he did what?
Disco Cat: That's a laugh!
Rikimaru: any one else want to join the 'Evolution Project'?
CH: How many people here tried out Neopets?

The Hitman starts to type.

SCREEN

NeXuS: I'm SERIOUS man, I was taken away at gun point!
Blasfemi: Neopets?
excal: Besides me, Rik?
Lead: sure... gunpoint... and I was kidnapped by three Latvian curd merchants...
Rikimaru: of course besides you, ex.

The Hitman types.

SCREEN

ReIpEr: hello NeXuS...
KYE: How is Alfonz, as of late?
NeXuS: Umm... hi?
Spetsnaz: lol@lead

The Hitman types.

SCREEN

ReIpEr: How's your chest?
Geezer: he's fine
NeXuS: oh shit
Blasfemi: wtf?
Geezer: This is JUST like the Matrix...
Lead: What are you on about reiper?
DTRY: Follow the white rabbit NeXuS

The Hitman types.

SCREEN

ReIpEr: I need some assistance, Nexus.
excal: this is odd...
Geezer: is this that guy you went on about, NeXuS?
NeXuS: fuck... you know how much trouble you got me into?

The Hitman types.

SCREEN

ReIpEr: I can imagine.
KYE: w00t! Pizza!
Rikimaru: wow... intrigue!
NeXuS: No way.

The Hitman types.

SCREEN

DTRY: Go on NeXuS. What do you have to lose.
Blank: I'm very skeptical over this whole thing...
ReIpEr: I'm on my way Nexus.
KYE: 'run away'!
NeXuS: Wait...

The Hitman sits back.

SCREEN

CH: Waiting...
NeXuS: Ok. We'll meet. Come to the LAN party again. I'll be at the entrance.

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