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Sunday, March 31

- "Are you ok, Herr Fuchs? I heard a scream and i..."
- "Iiiih! Vould you mind leaving ze woom, bitte?! Me und Tobias here vas in ze middle of somezing!"
- "Rrriiight... sorry, then."

Thanks to FranzDaMan for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, March 30

"Hey Igor, why is that guy looking at us?"
"I don't know Vlad, but i don't like it."
"Wanna kick his ass, tavaritj?"
"Let's do that, Vlad."

Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thusday, March 28

The POTA Editor celebrates his Easter holiday by not writing a caption today. Not that it's necessary when people send in pics like this...

Thanks to miika2k for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, March 27

As we all know, Tobias didn't have a mother and hence, nobody to tell him that "you'll poke somebody's eye out with that thing!"

Thanks to Adam Farhy for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, March 26

Ok, mental hospital, hovering bodies, yada yada yada. I just think we should be happy we don't see what's going on below his waist, judging from the rather sublime message att the left bottom corner.

Thanks to antonin artaud for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, March 25

This is the movie reference that Io-I just should've skipped; from Terminator 2, where T-1000 disguises himself as the floor to then sneak up on the guard.

Thanks to Blank for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Sunday, March 24

In the contract killing business, efficiency is key. In this case, the Hitman let the target's own clumsiness do the work for him.

Thanks to trautmann for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, March 23

Tonight, on America's Strangest Restroom Visitors: A very lithe man dresses down to his boxers, sticks his head down the drain and farts smoke. Stay tuned.

Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, March 22

What's this? A common bartender being harrassed by a bald man with a wire? This looks like a job for Superman! Where's the closest phone booth?

Thanks to Mark Elliott for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, March 21

Although they at first sight sent a chill through Toby's spine, he found it hard to not laugh when he realised that these guys probably had just one free drink too many earlier this first night of the annual Budapest police convention.

Thanks to Azzkiker for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, March 20

Having worked as his bodyguard for years and now knowing all about his sudden antics, Tobias wasn't surprised at all when the president wished to take a swim in the newly layed concrete.

Thanks to Noel Navarro for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, March 19

Seeing his colleague being brutally shot to death, the police officer tries to save his own skin by imitating a coffee table.

Thanks to Doctor Fink for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, March 13

"Work with me people! The Hitman will be here any minute! SWAT team, get in position, orderlies head to the operating theater, and for god's sake somebody get a safety net under that balcony!"

Thanks to the cynic for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


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