Friday, May 31
Theme Week Matrix, day 4:
- "Deja vu."
- "What?!"
- "I saw the same bullet cross the road twice."
Thanks to malmhead for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Wednesday, May 29
Theme Week Matrix, day 3:
"Dodge this."
You have to admit it though,
Carrie-Anne Moss was hotter.
Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Tuesday, May 28
Theme Week Matrix, day 2:
"Tank, load the jump program!"
Thanks to Codename 47 for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Monday, May 27
New theme week: Matrix! This will
be a timesavi- err, entertaining
series of Matrix references in screens!
First up is Pablo warming up
by running from bullets on a wall.
Thanks to Charlie Malm for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Sunday, May 26
Whenever a guest feels sick, a
waiter stands ready with the odor-absorbing
Puke-O-Matic, the latest in vomit disposal
technology. "Check, please."
Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Friday, May 24
Rig Week lives on, despite the lack of...
rigs. [bleep] it all, here's some Photoshopping.
SEND PICS!
Thanks to Daniel Caufield for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Thursday, May 23
w00t! It's already Thursday, and the next
gamer to represent tha hood is Geezer.
One word: ph33r!
Thanks to Geezer for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Wednesday, May 22
Rig Week's third day straight! Today's
contributor is malmhead, showing us
what to do with all those pesky boxes.
Thanks to malmhead for this screenshot. Have an interesting
or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].
Tuesday, May 21
Rig Week goes on, believe it or not.
Next up is Kevlarman, with his... his...
well, quite scary environment. Talk
about reality/fiction issues here...
Thanks to Kevlarman for this screenshot. Have an interesting
or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].
Monday, May 20
It's rig-week! First up is Blasfemi,
setting an example of how it should look.
The room is much cleaner now, by the way.
Thanks to Blasfemi for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Saturday, May 18
"Aw, man, they're closed?! Don't tell
me i've jumped from the 6th floor just
just to find out they've closed already?!"
Thanks to Lukasz for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Friday, May 17
Giving a new meaning to the expression
"to save someones ass", this mercenary's
meatloaf, packed by his wife for lunch, proves
to be sturdy enough to stop M-16 bullets
at close range.
Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Thursday, May 16
This screenshot from the leaked beta
tells us that Hitman 2 will take place
in Dystopia, clones will be easier to spot
due to large earrings, and russian hobos
will sit on invisible objects.
Thanks to nautil for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Wednesday, May 15
I think we all can see why this
one ended up as a POTA... i mean,
look at her arms! Some modeling
error if you ask me!
Thanks to James Bond for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Tuesday, May 14
Don't look now kids, but i think
Invisible Man is out of health bar!
This sure is exciting, i wonder how
it will end...
(Dial 1-800-KILLTHEBASTARD to place your vote!)
Thanks to Blank for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Monday, May 13
-"See? I told ya i could stand with my legs
in a 45-degree angle. Now, cash up."
-"No way, man! You tricked me!"
-"See this shotgun?"
-"Fifty bucks, was it?"
Thanks to Lukasz for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Sunday, May 12
"My rubber duckies. My duckies. Don't touch
my duckies. Myyyy duckies. My yellow, rubber duckies.
Mine, all mine. My duckies. My... my GOD, i
need to pee!"
Thanks to NeXuS for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Saturday, May 11
"Oh, you mean this? Ah, it's nothing.
Just an old bowling injury. Nothing to
worry about, really. I've learned to live
with it, accepted it as a part of me, you know?"
Thanks to Nightcom for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Friday, May 10
"Agh! Anada fi'aflah! i sweah, if dat
cook doesn't clean up i de kitchen soon,
i will hi'e somewan ta mu'da hem!"
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Thursday, May 9
"...and the police have yet to find
any trace of the killer. *shuffles paper*
The womens swimming finals in Budapest
earlier today, where the..."
Thanks to Amercenary4hire for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Tuesday, May 7
Hitman visits Invisible Man's home in
Invisible world. Watch your step, Toby.
Thanks to Dan Read for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Monday, May 6
One thing that attracts many
tourists to this specific hotel
is this security guard who every
morning does a few laps around the pillars.
And i do mean around the pillars.
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Sunday, May 5
-"What do you mean by telling me
i don't have a reservation and then
shooting me?! Give me that gun and
show me to my room!"
-"Let go of my ear! Please! Let go
of my ear!"
Thanks to christer broman for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Saturday, May 4
I have no idea what happened here,
and frankly, i'm not sure i want to know.
Thanks to Lukasz for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Friday, May 3
-"Let's see... eye or eyebrow,
eye or eyebrow, eye or eyebrow,
eeny meeny miny mo...
eyebrow."
*BLAMMO*
Thanks to NeXuS for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Thursday, May 2
-"Invisible Man, i'm sure you think
it's absolutely hilarious to carry
unknowing pedestrians over the street
on your shoulders, but we're on a job here!"
Thanks to LT_Sosef for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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Wednesday, May 1
After two days of struggling, Tobias and the Invisible Man tean up to
defeat Ochoa. Here we see (ok, so we don't, but you get it) 'Ol Invie laying
down some nice cover fire.
Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting
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