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Friday, May 31

Theme Week Matrix, day 4:
- "Deja vu."
- "What?!"
- "I saw the same bullet cross the road twice."

Thanks to malmhead for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, May 29

Theme Week Matrix, day 3:
"Dodge this."
You have to admit it though, Carrie-Anne Moss was hotter.

Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, May 28

Theme Week Matrix, day 2:
"Tank, load the jump program!"

Thanks to Codename 47 for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, May 27

New theme week: Matrix! This will be a timesavi- err, entertaining series of Matrix references in screens! First up is Pablo warming up by running from bullets on a wall.

Thanks to Charlie Malm for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Sunday, May 26

Whenever a guest feels sick, a waiter stands ready with the odor-absorbing Puke-O-Matic, the latest in vomit disposal technology. "Check, please."

Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, May 24

Rig Week lives on, despite the lack of... rigs. [bleep] it all, here's some Photoshopping. SEND PICS!

Thanks to Daniel Caufield for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, May 23

w00t! It's already Thursday, and the next gamer to represent tha hood is Geezer. One word: ph33r!

Thanks to Geezer for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, May 22

Rig Week's third day straight! Today's contributor is malmhead, showing us what to do with all those pesky boxes.

Thanks to malmhead for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, May 21

Rig Week goes on, believe it or not. Next up is Kevlarman, with his... his... well, quite scary environment. Talk about reality/fiction issues here...

Thanks to Kevlarman for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, May 20

It's rig-week! First up is Blasfemi, setting an example of how it should look. The room is much cleaner now, by the way.

Thanks to Blasfemi for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, May 18

"Aw, man, they're closed?! Don't tell me i've jumped from the 6th floor just just to find out they've closed already?!"

Thanks to Lukasz for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, May 17

Giving a new meaning to the expression "to save someones ass", this mercenary's meatloaf, packed by his wife for lunch, proves to be sturdy enough to stop M-16 bullets at close range.

Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, May 16

This screenshot from the leaked beta tells us that Hitman 2 will take place in Dystopia, clones will be easier to spot due to large earrings, and russian hobos will sit on invisible objects.

Thanks to nautil for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, May 15

I think we all can see why this one ended up as a POTA... i mean, look at her arms! Some modeling error if you ask me!

Thanks to James Bond for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, May 14

Don't look now kids, but i think Invisible Man is out of health bar! This sure is exciting, i wonder how it will end...
(Dial 1-800-KILLTHEBASTARD to place your vote!)

Thanks to Blank for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, May 13

-"See? I told ya i could stand with my legs in a 45-degree angle. Now, cash up."
-"No way, man! You tricked me!"
-"See this shotgun?"
-"Fifty bucks, was it?"

Thanks to Lukasz for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Sunday, May 12

"My rubber duckies. My duckies. Don't touch my duckies. Myyyy duckies. My yellow, rubber duckies. Mine, all mine. My duckies. My... my GOD, i need to pee!"

Thanks to NeXuS for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, May 11

"Oh, you mean this? Ah, it's nothing. Just an old bowling injury. Nothing to worry about, really. I've learned to live with it, accepted it as a part of me, you know?"

Thanks to Nightcom for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, May 10

"Agh! Anada fi'aflah! i sweah, if dat cook doesn't clean up i de kitchen soon, i will hi'e somewan ta mu'da hem!"

Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, May 9

"...and the police have yet to find any trace of the killer. *shuffles paper* The womens swimming finals in Budapest earlier today, where the..."

Thanks to Amercenary4hire for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Tuesday, May 7

Hitman visits Invisible Man's home in Invisible world. Watch your step, Toby.
(HEY! Don't even TRY whining about this one! i just came home from FIFTEEN straight hours at school, so cut me some friggin slack here!)

Thanks to Dan Read for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Monday, May 6

One thing that attracts many tourists to this specific hotel is this security guard who every morning does a few laps around the pillars. And i do mean around the pillars.

Thanks to The Hopes for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Sunday, May 5

-"What do you mean by telling me i don't have a reservation and then shooting me?! Give me that gun and show me to my room!"
-"Let go of my ear! Please! Let go of my ear!"

Thanks to christer broman for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Saturday, May 4

I have no idea what happened here, and frankly, i'm not sure i want to know.

Thanks to Lukasz for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Friday, May 3

-"Let's see... eye or eyebrow, eye or eyebrow, eye or eyebrow, eeny meeny miny mo... eyebrow."
*BLAMMO*

Thanks to NeXuS for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Thursday, May 2

-"Invisible Man, i'm sure you think it's absolutely hilarious to carry unknowing pedestrians over the street on your shoulders, but we're on a job here!"

Thanks to LT_Sosef for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


Wednesday, May 1

After two days of struggling, Tobias and the Invisible Man tean up to defeat Ochoa. Here we see (ok, so we don't, but you get it) 'Ol Invie laying down some nice cover fire.

Thanks to SK9VOLT for this screenshot. Have an interesting or amazing screenshot? Send it to [email].


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