by: Tech21 | February 11, 2002
The last HitmanHQ mailbag was a break from tradition of sorts. Rather than
bore the readers with simple fan letters, I decided it would be a better idea
to bore readers with a humorous satirical narrative based around a few of those fan
letters. Unfortunately, some folks failed to find the humor.
First of all, great site, I just wanted to ask the people of Remedy, what
hitman has stolen from Max Payne? And why shouldn't hitman have great code?
These physical effects have crushed gamecoding! I don't see why Eidos should
have stolen from Remedy. BTW isn't IOI working on the game, has Eidos anything
to do with the creation?
Seriously, is that article of yours supposed to be serious? You are so
utterly paranoid it scares me. And WHERE do you get the impression that jobs
has been lost at all? Your headlines are worse than those of UFO magazines.
Nobody in Remedy is named Anna Olinski, and I have heard that name before, I
am pretty sure it's a crazed fan. We've had two incidents of them before. A
guy nagged me because I didn't have mirrors, as if it's required for a
fansite to have mirrors of every damn thing. You should be more mature than
to believe this shit, check your sources. You can trace the email better and
see which mailserver it comes from. Just press the button more details, if
it comes from Remedy's server I'll give you a huge amount of money, because
it don't... probably not a finnish server at all... well, you get my point,
check your sources before publishing stuff like that please... good site you
have there btw... rock on, with SERIOUS stuff...
i read this recently on your latest mailbag:
Well,im a big hitman fan,and after ive looked at the hitman logo i
wondered what it meant,so i took the picture and began putting both
pieces together,erasing the tail,ive been trying to figure out what it
means for a month,but i finnaly realised(after LOOOONNNG reshearch)
that its and H,as hard as i looked,its nothing but a H,and i thought it
meant something,but its an H,dammit,H for hitman
Welll, i'd like to point out that apart from being an H, the logo is
also a flame and slightly ressembles a human figure. And i used bar
eyes only to figure this out...
By the way, have you been on drugs? Posting that insane conspiracy
story and giving those shitty mails away, at the same time you hurt
three companies, that is gonna get you bad...
Meanwhile, as readers were sounding off about the off-the-wall mailbag, our good
friend Anna (if that is her real name), was at it again, rattling off
poignant and stylized leaks from the inside. This time, however, the letters came from
the mailbox of "frig it". Apparently, Anna was able to hack the e-mail account of Mr. or Mrs.
Frigit, attempting to conceal her already-exposed identity. Nice try lady.
pussies at io interactive
Call to Arms
spending just 10 months on a supposed new game
only grafx tricks and minor shit no multiplayer features still on hitman
real shitty team
A PC GAME WITHOUT MULIPLE PLAYERS IS SO UTTERLY BORING AS TO BE WORTHLESS,
WE LIVE IN THE AGE OF THE INTERNET, OF CONNECTIONS, OF BEING ABLE TO PLAY ALONE OR AGAINST
A FRIEND. I CALL FOR A BOYCOTT OF ALL PC GAMES THAT ARE NOT BOTH SINGLE AND MULTIPLAYER
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